Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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