i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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