she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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