Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
