I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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