Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i think i just lost a toe
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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