I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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