She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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