i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
did i walk over a car last night?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
