i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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