They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We don't watch enough power rangers
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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