So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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