chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I don't deserve a penis
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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