that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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