Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
smell my finger.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
They took my balls.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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