; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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