Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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