you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
