at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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