BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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