I wish I could punch you in the face.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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