I want to stick my p in your. b.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Randomize
