that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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