god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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