Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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