omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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