I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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