Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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