why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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