what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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