seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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