Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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