How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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