Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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