I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Everyone says I win the strip club
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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