Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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