I don't think brook has ever known best
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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