honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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