used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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