Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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