her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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