is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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