Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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