Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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