i wish there were pregnant emoticons
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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