I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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