He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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