i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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