Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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