her vagine was all disorganized.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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